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Oh my Gosh!
This is seriously hilarious!!

And here is yet another gem!

CollegeHumor's Favorite Funny Videos

Funny Commercial - BMW Pre-Owned

We saw this commercial during the Olympics and I almost peed myself laughing!

Enjoy!

Los Angeles CA in a Nutshell

Oh. My. God.

So Flippin' Funny!

All of the freeways and locations!

So funny!

A little laughter to brighten your day!

How freaking funny is this?!

Happy Hump Day!

(Quite a fitting greeting for this image!)

Giraffe Test

There are 4 questions. 

Don't miss one.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you look

Correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe in it, and close the door. 

This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 

This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. 

This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. 

This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all  questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this

conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

Quite the fun brain teaser on this lovely Wednesday Hump Day!

Doppelganger ...

I saw the doppelganger post here and had to play along to see who I look like.

So from the blog I went straight to the site and got a little carried away...

Picture 1.

 I get Reese Witherspoon often..

Picture 2.

Really, my best match is Bruce Willis?

And Dwayne Johnson?

Who on earth is Madeline Albright?! She is old...how do I look like here?! 

 Picture 3.

 Picture 4.

Beyonce? Wow!

I don't see it in almost all of these!

ha!

That was fun, even if they were so out of left field! 

Happy Tuesday!

Carded at the Movies

Last Friday was "Swate Night" {Sweeter-Date Night)

I got home from work and we headed to Santa Monica for dinner and a movie.

PF Changs for dinner, some gelatto for dessert and The Girls with the Dragon Tattoo to end the night.

We went to the theater, bought our tickets and went inside. 

We walked into the theater and the girl who was checking tickets inside asked to see our ID's because we "look young." So Rich pulls his out and she looks at it and says: "Oh my gosh, I feel really bad now, you're like, as old as my brother...!"

Ha!

Neither of us have ever been carded to see a movie before - it was pretty funny! 

This like this always happen to us! 

We definitely had to laugh about it while walking to the movie.

By the way, the movie was great!
Even Rich liked it!

Have you all read the books?
I did and I thought the movie was great too {this is very unlike me! (to like books and movies)}

A Day in the Life: Customer Service Volume 16

A guy just asked me what the "@" symbol was.....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enough said...

A Day in the Life: Customer Service Volume 15

I got a funny customer

And by funny, I mean, he told me a joke...

Why did the cowboy buy a dotsin dog?

Because someone told him to "get along little doggy" 

:-)

Happy Day!

A Day in the Life: Customer Service Volume 14

I had a customer call and he told me a joke:

Why did the cowboy buy a dotson dog? 

?????

Because someone told him to "getta-long little doggy" 

HAHAHA

Gotta love the customers who have a sense of humor!

A Day in the Life: Customer Service Volume 13

A woman calls...

The following is our conversation:

Customer: first of all, I got a call from someone at {my place of work} and I do not want to be called and receive solicitations.

Me: You got a call from us and you don’t want to have those in the future?

Customer: Yes

Me: Ok, I will add you to that list. Now, how can I help you today?

Customer: I want to get the online version of that paper and the paper once a week. How much is that?

Me: It is $279 for the weekly combo

Customer: When I was called I was told that it was $249

Me: Do you remember who you spoke with and I can transfer you to that person?

Customer: I didn’t know that I had to remember

Me: The price that I can offer you is $279, if there was a special offer you would need to take advantage of it at the time or with that person.

Customer: Ok, so cancel my free trial and then they will call me if they have a special offer?

Me: Well, you just asked to not be called?

Customer: Well they can call me with special offers

What?!

Do they want my head to explode?

People are just crazy!

A Day in the Life: Customer Service Volume 11

People can be just plain crazy…

Customer: Can you tell me, do you publish your papers on Monday?

Me: Well…may I have your last name and zip code? 

{Basically, most of our papers are delivered Tuesday through Saturday with our “Monday Special” delivered on Saturday. However, if you live in certain areas where we don’t have a lot of carriers the papers can be delayed so I didn’t want to say anything to push this customer over the edge.)

Customer: Answer my question and then I will give you my account information

Me: Ok, so our Monday edition is delivered on Saturday, based on your location, and it gives the information from the market close on Friday.

Customer: Do you publish on Fridays?

Me: Yes, and the information if from the market close on Thursday.

Customer: So why did I not get my paper today?

Me: I don’t know, Sir, I don’t have your account in front of me

So the Customer gives me his information and I pull up his account. I look through it:

Me: You had a two-week trial that expired yesterday, that is why you didn’t get your paper today.

Customer: Well, cancel everything because I wasn’t notified

Me: Ok, have a nice day.

What do you mean you weren't notified?!
ha!

UGH! People are so silly sometimes! 

Only Tricks - No Treats!

The last two kids are hilarious!

Sneeeeeky Momma!

definitely a trick...

I died

HA!

Traveling & Halloween Week Day 4

I am on an airplane right now - on my way to Tennessee

One of my best friends - who is like my sister - is getting married

I am so excited to celebrate...

...Meet your hunny's family

...Eat Southern Food

...Have a great long weekend!

---

 Day 4. Share a "spooky" recipe. 

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How fun are all of these?! 

I love!

I want to make!

Find a Word....or 3

1) Lovely

2) Funny

3) Beautiful

What words do you all see??

After I found my 3, I found some pretty awesome ones!!

A Day in the Life: Customer Service - Volume 1

So, I have a job in Customer Service so I am constantly answering phones, all day, every day. After my first day on the job, on my own, I had nightmares about answering the phones and messing up! It was terrible! 

Since then I have had some pretty funny experiences and so I have decided to document them!

Alright, here is the back story - 

My name is La Tache - yeah, my name is hard to pronounce, I get it, but I cannot even tell you how many different names after even spelling it for people...I can only laugh it off!

Last week a man called in and I answer the phone, "{Insert Business Name} This is La Tache, how can I help you today? He tried to repeat it and since I have started when people say my name wrong I just say "yes" and let them continue. In all honesty, it does not matter what my name is. 

So, I go about the call, not problems. About 2 minutes to the end of the call the customer says, "Uh, What was your name?" And I say, "La Tache." And he seemed to be having quite a lot of trouble with my name and so I repeated it and he still could not get it. He apologized and I said, "It's ok, it's not a problem." And he says "I'm just trying to be civil..." Which I appreciated, so I said, "Oh ok, well it's La Tache but you can call me...uh...Lisa."

So for the rest of the call, this old man was calling me Lisa!

Not like, 1 time at the end, "Thanks, Lisa."

No! 

Like, "So, Lisa..." "What about this, Lisa" "What did you say, Lisa?"

It was like he couldn't get enough! And the worst part is that I am proud of my name. I love my name.  I am not a big nickname fan because I was given a name at birth so call me that...and so every time he called me "Lisa" a little part of me suffered!

Ha!

I got off of the phone and all of the people sitting around me were laughing!

It was hilarious and now everyone calls me Lisa!

What a Coincidence!

I have a staring and eavesdropping problem!

This past weekend, Rich, Friend and I went to one of Rich’s and my favorite cages and as they were waiting in line, I snagged a great table in the cute little courtyard and waited for them to bring the drinks out.

While I was waiting, I was listening to this group of 4 who were enjoying their coffee and time together. Two of the girls were chatting about how girl 1 wanted girl 2 to meet her brother and marry him. They were talking about how cool it would be because they would be sisters in law.

I am sitting there, listening, and wanting to say something because that is exactly what happened to me! Ha! And the best is that I was with my husband and my best friend/his sister.

And then they continued their conversation. Girl 1 was saying that her brother was looking great because he just got back from hiking the entire John Muir Trail.

At this point, I am just itching in my seat! My husband just got back from hiking the entire trail!!

What a coincidence!

I am now kicking myself because I didn’t say anything! I wanted to say something and say that marrying your friend’s brother is a good idea and we are a living testament!!

Too funny!

I hope you all had a great weekend and are enjoying your Tuesday!

Grandparents Think Alike

This past week was my birthday.

I got a few cards in the mail and some in person.

I got a gift package from Rich's grandparents that included a card.

We were able to see my grandparents this weekend and they gave me a card as well.

Both were sweet, thoughtful and full of kind words.

I gathered up my cards, ready to put them in my memory box (yes, I keep all of that stuff) and what did I find?

Both Rich's grandparents and my grandparents got me the same card!

So funny! I guess great minds think alike, right?!

I hope you all have a super weekend!!

September 8th

So I was reading Allie's wedding day blog post {I know..I'm late..}

I found out a couple of things.

<1> She and I share a birthday

<2> We share our birthday with the Virgin Mary.

So I text my mom...

Me:   "did you know that the virgin mary's bday is sept 8?

Mom: "thats a nice fact seeing as you were conceived by immaculate conception"

hahaha! I laughed out loud...at my desk...as work! haha!

I hope you all enjoy your Thursday!

Wedding Countdown: 10 days!