The Mom Guy

I had my first weird-o message me on one of the sites I am using.

Mom guy: Hi (insert some emojis)

Mom guy: Is that your mom on the Golden Gate Bridge?

(this particular site links to your facebook account and pulls your profile photos)

Me: Yes, it is actually my mom in all of the photos.

Mom guy: Well she is beautiful.

Me: Yes, yes she is.

Oh ok, buddy (insert: I blocked him - haha)

What I should have responded with: Thanks, she is taken.

smh