Help Me

Happy Thanksgiving!
I hope you all find many reasons to be thankful!
Eat lots of yummy food and spend all the time you have with your family...because at the end of the day...they are all you have!

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today 

as they may be connected to the ass that I may kiss tomorrow.

 Help me to always give 100% at work....

12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 

20% on Thursday, and 5% on Friday.

And, help me to remember....

When I am having a really bad day,

and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

that it takes 42 muscles to frown 

and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

I saw this on my Auntie's fridge and I almost wet myself!

So funny and I just had to share!

Ha! 

I hope you all have an amazing Thanksgiving!